leBRADburg

art; burgers

ABOUT

leBRADburg is a multilayered, multimedia art project and online burger chain created by super-artist and mega-adventurer BRAD NICHOLLS. Alongside our physical works, we offer NFTs - imaginary Art Burgers that you can buy and enjoy forever. leBRADburg is proud to serve these imaginary Art Burgers to the mind and our very real and rightfully expensive Art Burgers to the stomach.

le story of leBRADburg

In 2012 BRAD NICHOLLS took the first bite of a burger at a hole-in-the-wall burger joint in Berlin, he was impressed and it takes a lot to impress BRAD NICHOLLS; it was delicious, the most delicious he had ever yet tasted.

The next year Nicholls began an open ended journey of world travel that turned into a three year mega journey of adventures around the world, during this time he consumed many a burger and his list of 'Great Burgs' expanded - perhaps surprisingly to the uninitiated, Taiwan 7-ELEVEn's chicken burger tops the list...

In January 2022 Nicholls visited Estonia as part of his new Special Mission of visiting every country in the world, there at a burger van behind a petrol station, dug deep into the Tallinn snow he was struck in the face by a beautiful slut of a burg. WOW, YUM.

At this point Nicholls already knew this was the year, this was the year of the birth of leBRADburg. Holding that burger in his hand though, the Tallinn snow, the smell of petrol, the faint sounds of 1812 Overture getting louder and louder in his ears, it filled him with even more conviction.

"THIS YEAR!" Nicholls thought and this year it is. Time for leBRADburg.

MENU

BIG BEEF

Over a half pound of cheap juicy Ethiopian beef, seasoned with our special blend of 21 herbs and spices on a toasted brioche bun all covered in our leBRADburg most special sauce.

$29,000

imaginary BIG BEEF

Over a half pound of imaginary cheap juicy Ethiopian beef, seasoned with our special blend of 21 imaginary herbs and spices on a imaginary toasted brioche bun all covered in our imaginary leBRADburg most special sauce.

3 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #10

Bacon Cheese

Two Burmese beef patties, no bun, two large rashes of streaky bacon and full of a variety of different cheeses.

$37,000

imaginary Bacon Cheese

Two imaginary Burmese beef patties, no imaginary bun, two imaginary large rashes of streaky bacon and full of a variety of different imaginary cheeses.

4 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #10

Chicken Renaissance

Fried breaded chicken thigh full of bones, plenty of lettuce and tomatoes in a seeded bun with spicy mayo.

$40,000

imaginary Chicken Renaissance

imaginary fried breaded chicken thigh full of bones, plenty of imaginary lettuce and imaginary tomatoes in a imaginary seeded bun with imaginary spicy mayo.

4 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #10

Eggminster Cheese

English muffin, scrambled eggs, two pork patties seasoned with black pepper and a massive injection of melted cheddar cheese.

$31,000

imaginary Eggminster Cheese

imaginary English muffin, imaginary scrambled eggs, two imaginary pork patties seasoned with imaginary black pepper and a massive injection of imginary melted cheddar cheese.

3 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #10

le Burg de BRAD

One quarter pound Burmese beef patty seasoned with our special blend of 21 herbs and spices topped with American cheese in a toasted brioche bun full of lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, white onion and the perfect amount of that delicious leBRADburg most special sauce.

$58,000

imaginary le Burg de BRAD

One imaginary quarter pound Burmese beef patty seasoned with our special blend of 21 imaginary herbs and spices topped with imaginary American cheese in a imaginary toasted brioche bun full of imaginary lettuce, imaginary tomatoes, imaginary pickles, imaginary white onion and the perfect amount of that delicious imaginary leBRADburg most special sauce.

6 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #10

imaginary SAVER MENU

imaginary Sleepy Cheese

A slab of imaginary American cheese, splashed with imaginary liquid cheddar and imaginary mozzarella stuffed between two imaginary slices of fried white bread, all drowned in imaginary ketchup.

0.3 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #100

imaginary Marshy Mayo

A big pile of imaginary marshmallows smash fried into a patty and covered in imaginary mayonnaise and imaginary cream.

0.3 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #100

imaginary Vegan Burger with Bacon Bun

An imaginary Vegan patty, seasoned with our special blend of 21 imaginary herbs and spices on a imaginary fried bacon bun, smothered in imaginary mustard and imaginary chili sauce.

0.3 ETH

Each NFT is numbered from #1 to #100

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

What exactly is leBRADburg?

leBRADburg is an art project and online burger chain, our art/products are burgers and imaginary burger NFTs.

Why though?

Many reasons, for one, we believe burgers are undervalued, can be artwork and deserve to cost tens of thousands of dollars.

So this is some kinda joke...

No. We are serious burger making people.

Is there anything special about the burgers, then?

We believe them to be the most delicious burgers ever made, so yes, they are special.

Is there anything else on the menu, I don't think I can afford to spend tens of thousands on a burger at the moment.

Yes, our imaginary burgers! AND fashion, real fashion, real design, real feeling.

Who exactly is this BRAD?

If I do order a burger, when will I get it?

We believe in slow fast food and more importantly surprise fast food. Having said that, we will arrange a time and place through email and on an individual basis.

What are these burgers of yours made of?

100% beef and 100% chicken and 100% vegetables and 100% organic and stuff

That's 400%!

Yes, yes it is.

le leBRADburg haute couture!

Become among the first humans to own the first line of leBRADburg clothing. It's not haute couture it's le leBRADburg haute couture!

...who knows, one day these things could be worth more than our Art Burgers 😉